I am the Messiah
|My name is Matt. I'm Jewish. I'm part of the Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, Dexter, The Walking Dead, Assassin's Creed, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Naruto, Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Breaking Bad fan base...I have a lot of free time.|
|Teacher:||Reading a book is better than sex.|
|Teacher:||It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!|
|Girl pipes up:||Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!|
|[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]|
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